If you marry the right person, every day is Valentine’s Day.

Marry the wrong person, every day is Martyrs Day.

Marry a lazy person, every day is Labour Day.

Marry a rich person every day is New Year’s Day

Marry an immature person; everyday would seem like Children’s Day.

Marry a cheater or liar, every day will become April Fool’s Day.

And if you don’t get married, every day is Independence Day!